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一次去饭店吃饭,小王点了一个红烧猪蹄,服务员说:先生,猪蹄您需要切开吗?小王说:“好呀,切开吧,吃着方便!一会儿时间,服务员就把切好的猪蹄端了出来,小王没有开始吃而是开始了拼猪蹄,拼到最后发现少了一块,小王就找大堂经理问明原因,于是就大吵了一架。大堂经理看着小王离去的背影,自言自语说:唉!爱玩拼图的屌丝惹不起呀!

高考前后这变化也忒大了。高考前,对我妈说:妈,我饿了!老妈:饭早就做好啦,快点去吃吧!高考后:妈,我饿了!老妈:等会儿就做饭哈!半小时后:妈,我要饿死了!老妈:饿死了你还会说话!我——

小时候,数学考试又考了倒数第一,拿着考试卷回到家,感觉晚上又得挨揍,百无聊赖! 瘫在沙发上,随手拿起了妈妈的口红,就给自己乱涂了红嘴唇,心想:就是被打死也要死得美美地!然后撅起嘴巴乱亲一气,不小心竟然亲到了爸爸的白衬衫上!晚上妈妈回到家,就看到了爸爸衬衣上的那个红印子,结果他俩打了一个晚上,都没有人理会我考了几分!哈哈——

一个同学,写字写得确实是不好看。语文老师一脸嫌弃的说:就你写的这破字,扫到电脑里,恐怕电脑就会死机!数学老师更牛,说:你写的这字如果扫进电脑里,电脑会识别为病毒,给杀掉!英语老师,说话更是刻薄,说:“你写的这破字,扫进电脑里面,全都会是乱码,你信吗?

什么才是损友?今天让我大开眼界啦,揍她的心都有!事情是这样的,昨天邀请了几个同事在我家玩玩、吃个便饭,期间我老婆就忽然的问:你们公司平时是不是经常的加班呀?一个女同事竟然故意地说:没有的事,我们从来不用加班的!然后又故意傻愣愣地望着我、说:你干嘛?干嘛在桌下踢我?

昨天和朋友说好的,今天下班后在小学门口见面,可是学校都要放学了,朋友他还没来呢。心中十分不愉快,没有一点时间观念,胸中怒火没地方发,看到学校门口站着一个老太太,就找她闲聊:奶奶,等孙子嗯?老太太:是啊,等孙子放学!我说:我也在等孙子!说完后,顿时感觉心里舒服了很多!哈哈——

老婆出差一周,今天回来,老公开车去机场接老婆。老婆见到老公后,说:你见到我,怎么愁眉苦脸的,不高兴呀!看那边的一对夫妻,有说有笑的,多开心呀! 老公说:那个老公是送老婆的!老婆——

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